Were ignorance is bliss...

To what extend would you go to win a women's heart. Combing from what was given in yesterday's newspaper report, it seems the best tactic is to act pretty dumb.Pretty surprising, but the report says it work far greater trying to be a macho man. Well then, all the dudes out there flashing on their IQ's and EQ's should now think plain dump.
“But we’ve found that self-deprecating humor is the most attractive of all. It is a risky form of humour because it can draw attention to one’s real faults thereby diminishing the self-deprecator’s status in the eyes of others. "
So, now I got to play a new set of cards on my sleeve in my battle to win the hearts of my raging fellow dudette`s.....

WHACKO-JACKO!!!

Read this... "A pair of white briefs once belonging to pop superstar Michael Jackson are to be sold at auction.


The Calvin Klein underpants will be sold on internet site eBay with a reserve price of $1 million (£540,540).

The briefs are reportedly part of the evidence confiscated by police in 2003 as a part of jackson's child molestation trial, in which he was eventually cleared
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I mean, what the heck??I still wonder who'd want to buy them?....Buying something like a celebrity's underpants and then showing it off with pride to friends is the last thing a sane human would want to do!!
Seriously, the guy, must have done a hell lot of things with those underpants on and they must be stinking like shit!!

These celebrities would go to any extent to be in the news.First of all you molest a child, then, when you are somehow cleared of those charges for molestation, you go ahead and put those same briefs you used during 'the act' for sale!!???Who does that??

Its strange how , once you become a celebrity, specially in the west, you dont have to worry about your finances for the rest of your life.Just stay in the news, even if its for the wrong reason and your life is set.
Or else just go sell your underpants for a billion dollars....and you'd find some idiot who'd be ready to buy them!


And guess what??...They're being sold for $1million!!!I mean dude, so much for those stinky, yucky underpants???!! Oh i forgot something.....stinky,yucky and DESIGNER, Calvin Klein underpants!!!???
Well, for the one who buys it...'get a life loser!!GET A LIFE!'

Next thing you know, MJ might sell, used condoms(perhaps, priced 2 billion.C'mon they are MJ's after all!) and god knows what else!!.....lolz:P

seriously he's one whacky jackass!

BIG CIRCLE AROUND THE MOON


Two weeks before in Chennai, we were able to see a big circle around the moon, and it become the talk of the city. I managed to take a snap of the sky with the moon and the circle. But the circle is cut at the top and the bottom. And when I saw the snap in my camera, the circle was visible. But when I put that in my laptop, I am not able to see anything. So I used photoshop to change the color, brightness properties to show the circle very slightly. The next morning, newspaper THE HINDU had the snapshot which is really good (of course they have a better camera than me, lolz).

The ring is caused by conditions that are similar to appearance of rainbow. The rainbow is formed when light from sun passes through water droplets in the atmosphere and are split into colors like when a light passes through a prism. These rays are reflected from the other side of the droplet and what we see is the rainbow. Similarly here the circle is formed by refraction of moon light (light from sun reflected by moon) from ice crystals in the atmosphere.
ITS ALWAYS 2 THINGS

The last couple of weeks have been somewhat eventful..
Watched Dark Knight a couple of days in DVD ... I'm probably the millionth person you've heard saying this, but its brilliant. By far the best super hero movie I've seen, and I suspect it will retain that position for a while (until the sequel comes out).
Its been quite a while since I've watched a really good movie in a theater, and this sequel did the complete opposite of what most do.
Firstly I love the touch of realism Christopher Nolan has brought to the world of Batman, pretty interesting, especially since Batman's primary appeal is the darker side, as well as a comparatively realistic side (he's just filthy rich.. not from another planet or mutated because of a spider).
For the side-characters, the casting of Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman is just brilliant, I especially like the emphasis on Morgan Freeman's character... pulls Batman down just a little bit closer to being normal.
Don't expect the physics of everything to work out.. it is a superhero movie.
As for the three main characters... I felt even initially that the casting of Christopher Nolan was a stroke of genius. Aaron Eckhart seems to fit his part quite perfectly.
Coming to the much talked about part of the Joker... I must say, for once in life all the hype has been worth it. Despite all the build up I was still truly amazed by Heath Ledger's performance. Chilling and amazing, he brings that dark aspects of some versions of the comics right out there... The comics portray the joker as a nutty moron who laughs like an idiot. Here he's almost schizophrenic, intelligent and truly crazy.. his smiles are far more scary than they are funny.
Its a pity that his best performance turned out to be his last.
Heath Ledger for Oscar!



The storyline itself gets a little convoluted around the beginning of the second half, but even though its a long movie I must say I enjoyed every bit of it, and am really looking forward to the sequel to this.
Hopefully it wont disappoint.

On a completely different note, I learnt a valuable lesson too. Don't go somewhere with people who don't plan much if you intend to stick by a plan yourself.
I was convinced (with some considerable effort) to go somewhere, on a almost spur of the moment decision with a few friends, for a couple of days. I needed to be back, apparently they didnt really care. While there the assurances to get back got overturned as easily as the plan was made, and it resulted in me riding home in a random bus alone and quite angry, hoping to reach in time to make sure my day wasn't completely screwed up.
It isn't all that profound, I always felt many around me were "flakes", but its nice to put a profound spin to a little rant... haha...lolz



A Kiss Always Means Something...



Her : I'm sorry. Forget what happened. That will be best for us.
Me : Do you think that just a sorry will make everything go away?
Her : Well, all I can do is apologise for that night. Just forget what happened.
Me : What about the kiss?
Her : It didn't mean anything.
Me : A Kiss Always Means Something...

What did it mean?

World Cinema @ My Vision

I am a movie buff who always stick to movies that creates a deep impact on us. Well...to start with,I`m a GR8 GR8 fan of AL PACINO.The voice he has...folks,,, he rocks!!!I listen to blogs and websites that tells about the best part of world cinema.I have a keen interest in watching and getting to know about the movies that are considered greatest of all time and those that leaves a hard feeling in our heart. I don’t value films great by the way they do magic at the box office, but by the impact it creates on one and their ability to reach people ahead of age, language and culture.

This part of my blog is mainly to feed my inquisitiveness on the movies that are considered as global trend setters. At the international arena, today’s film market is dominated by hollywood where much importance is given to the technical aspects and special effects. My way of looking at movies is different. My thirst is on movies that are highly influential, that touches human emotions. What satisfies my thirst when i look in for a movie is the everlasting effect it creates in me.

Arguably movies made in Korea, Latin America, Iran, Italy stands out distinctly with global standards. What makes these movies to have such a distinct flavour? When noted incisively, such films indulge deep into heart and knocks up one’s feeling...

PLANET NIBURU & OUR VGN GROUND

It was a saturday evenin.I was in the ground to play with our so-called cricket team. "TIGER BALA" ( 1 of my teams creep ) who was sittin next to me while we were waitin 4 our turn to bat.It was the day where the whole world was talkin about that "BIG BANG 2".If someone in the CERN institute speaks about that...Y cant our own "TIGER BALA".This is how the conversation went on:


Bala:Machi...naalaiku ulagam aliyapogudunu solrangalay...ne enna nanaikra?
Me : um...Itha tha da avanuga 2000 la irunthu solranga...onnum nadakra maathri teriyala
Bala:Aama da vaelavetti illatha pasanga...BIG BANG theary romba mukkiyam ippo
Me : Oh...appo neeyum nambala pola
Bala: Illa da...world wil be comin 2 an end only on 2012 may 15th!
Me : Enna da comedy panra...vitta time kuda solluva pola
Bala:No da im serious
Me:How u are sayin it?
Bala:I heard of a planet called Niburu.Its gettin nearby our solar system day-by-day.By 2012 may 15,It wil come near our worls and cause major disaster.I saw the video in youtube.you also go and chk it out
Me:Neeyum kalambitiya da...ulagam azhiyum bodu azhiyatum...athukula ungaluku enna apdi avasaram
Bala:Seri ne poyu youtube la check pani paaru
Me:oh k paathutu paesra..(conversation ended)
The whole evenin i was thinkin about the same old niburu.I was used to hear these kinda stuffs but this was said 2 hav a proof.So i finished the game as soon & started to move home by lookin Bala with a mavaney-ithu-matum-ethavadu-mokkaya-irunthuchu-ne-gaali look.
Reached home and started to look for videos about that shithead NIBURU.There was a whole lot of videos startin from documents to advertisements on NIBURU.For a second,i taut Bala could be correct.Then i started viewin those videos.NOT BAD...they were all of the same genre...Horror...I watched about 10-15 videos about niburu and in all the cases they were just containing the videos of tsunami which rocked INDIA and some aftermath earthquake videos.I kept researchin the whole night without even havin my supper.ATLAST...I CAME TO A CONCLUSION...ALL THOSE WERE A SET OF F**KIN BULLSHITS...None of the video had proof that the planet would be comin near to our earth.
It was at that time i got came to know why nobody listens to TIGER BALA`S words in our team.After that,i was searchin for that genius to rip him off...Till now i hav`nt met hi.But the search is still on...

Saying one thing when you mean another

It’s the oldest story in the book in romance. I would say it starts around Kindergarten to third grade. Yes that period of time it is worst and we start to learn our potential in how to really mess with a persons perspective of love. Mind you at this point its puppy love so it’s a little easier not to die a melancholy death engulfed in a sea of love. But kids are just as brutal is not meaner.
The boy behind you pulls on your hair one day for some reason. It makes you mad and you call him a poo head or for those of us more advanced at around third grade a ‘dirty’ word. Two days later he sticks gum in your hair and calls you a name at recess. At this point your feelings are hurt but you don’t want people to know so you go home and have mom cut it out while you get angry. The taunting continues and you get frustrated one day and come home and explain to mom how Billy at school threw the ball at you today and how mean he’s been and she says quite simply, “That’s because he likes you.”, and you get your first taste of what the fuck, and how confusing is that in the dichotomy that is like/love.
As we have evolved into adults, mind you not grown-ups, I see it happen more and more on such weird and intricate levels I wonder how people cannot have grown past the taunting you bold face lying stage of this.
I am currently in one of those situations right now where every time I see a certain guy he plays the taunting game of I like you but I don’t. I want you more than I can ever tell you, but I am totally casual, we are just friends and I really am NOT staring at you from across the room. Worse over the guy just recently gave me a CD. Yeah it’s the oldest story in the book. I said “Hey do you have such and such artist I am having a hell of a time finding them and need some of their music”. Three weeks later I ask about said CD and he is still making it. In other words it’s one of those hidden meanings CD’s. Great, and I get it and it is. Wow very bold for him to put what he put on there because he is seeing someone else.
Saga continuing I see him stare at me every weekend but seriously folks, we are JUST friends. Just friends I don’t think so. It’s obvious we are into each other but we dance around playing third grader games an saying we’re good friends, but totally losing ourselves in each other.
Other examples of this age old conundrum besides my current boy issue is quite simply the ‘It’s no it’s you, it’s me”, phrase or other such niceties. I’m not angry with you I’m angry with me. It’s not what you did it’s the situation I am mad it. Rankly I think it’s time we get past this, but I know that as we grow older for some reason it just gets worse.
Playing this game with lovers, possible lovers, boy/girlfriends, wives & husbands is just messy. I think we all owe it to ourselves to be a little more honest.
Next time you are about to play the hair pulling game of saying one thing when you mean another please stop yourself. Think for a minute and just and for my sake at least, just tell whoever you are with the truth. It’s a lot less hurtful in the long run and you might actually get somewhere positive with it. If nothing else somewhere in India r abroad... I will be smiling for you, and that’s a damn good start.

Back in the Mix...

So recently I've been gettin into the whole groove of things, the dating scene, meetin new folks and that whole shabang. The whole courting phase is pretty fun and at the same time hectic. With round the clock work and a plethora of activities to do I'm finding it very hard to manage everything without some part of my life getting all out of whack.

The whole idea of dating is pretty cool... Getting to know someone (and their friends) better, exploring different places, and generally exposing oneself to different experiences. I find in my normal group of friends I tend to do the same things with them, but when goin out with new folks its a whole new world and a fun one at that. Some party hard, others work hard, and yet others do both hard (I'm still trying to figure out how those folks manage), but the sure thing is differnt people/groups do different things. It's exciting and very rejuvanting.

Then of course in the 'dating' scene its so hard to stay friends after you've deemed each other incompatible and then everything changes. Of course, most of the time ya stay friends but the communication dies down and then there are those few who cut you off and those who you have to cut off to make a point. There's nothin worse than a clingy desparate date! Exploring the sea continues... One always has to be optimistic that Mrs/Mr right is out there for everyone. It's just that magical moment where he/she deems you worthy for their kingdom. Then there are the relationships that pave the way to the final product. Players talk their way in but quickly leave, Infatuation is fun until you realize ur from different worlds, while Lovers can build an empire together.

Thank You Media

One day Bangladesh (which is no minnow having already defeated India once and more importantly Australia and PakistanIndia thrashes a lowly Bermuda and the news channels can't stop praising the event for the next 24 hours. Added to this the media and other personalities go gaga over Sehwag for thrashing a side which was easily the poorest in the World Cup. Maybe we should include him in the Indian cricket Hall Of Fame.

So where does it all lead. An upset is made into a disaster and a stroll in the park is presented as a magnificent triumph.The same story was wit the TWENTY20 world cup. Hail the media for adding spice to our life. I just can't imagine how boring our lives would have been without you folks. I tell you, the next time we have a religious riot, you guys will be the biggest instigators.. Thanks for that in advance.convincingly) defeats an insipid Indian team and the whole nation (or so it seems if you trust the news channels) is fuming. The sons of the soil are so pained that they wreak havoc on Dhoni's house. (One just wishes they do this to their local MLA's or councillors house post elections).

Attaboy Kamal

"Amazin...just amazin"....these was the first words that left my mouth when I finished reading Kamal's shortstory in Vikatan. "aNaya neruppu" is as good as it can get. I have always been a bit sceptical about Kamal's Tamil. He never seems to keep it simple. But his earlier column in Vikatan "Love Pannuda Mavune" seemed to prove me wrong. This one definitely mad me eat my doubts.

I actually felt very bad that I had not thought of this link between the mythologies. I fancy myself as an expert in the Indian Mythology. But this time I had to bow to the Big K. What is really interesting is Kamal's interest in Indian Mythology and religion, inspite of his claims to be an atheist( I personally think he is currently an agnostic and not an atheist.). Illayaraja claims that Kamal can quote easily from Divya Prabandham( a sacred work of the Vaishnavites). And what is really surprising is some of the best spiritual and religious songs in Tamil cinema have come in Kamal's movies.
Maasura Ponne Varuga( Thevar Magan), Sriranga ranagnathanin Patham( Mahanadi), Paartha Vizhi Paartha Padi(Guna), Anda Kandamani Osai Ketturuchu(Virumandi), Isiayil Thodanguthamma (Hey Ram) and the all time favourite Yaar Yaar Sivam (Anbe Sivam).
My only wish is Kamal be as original in movies as he is in his short stories.

Attaboy Kamal!!!!

Kattabomman & Single Vadai

What happens if after seeing Veerapandiya kaatabomman for the 50th time you go to Ratna Cafe and order one ordinary sized vadai....(and return 10.50 INR poorer)? You get to speak such dialogues......

"Malivana hotel endra ondru than illai ichennai maanagarile....Sarvana Bhavan ondru thaan arjaka costly endru ninaithen. Athu malivana hotel endru nirupithvittathu, emathu arumai hotel...velacherry 100 feet salayil ulla triplicane ratna cafe."

The most unjust legal system

I never realised how cruel the Indian legal system was. Two events then happened that changed my mind forever. I owe a lot to the TV channels for opening my eyes. Here were two men sentenced to jail. One for being in possession of illegal weapons like AK56(athu oru bayangaramana machine gun). And the other for killing a state protected endangered Chinkara and Black Buck. The former, on whom a 1.5 billion rupees industry depends upon, had to pay a hefty fine of Rs 25000. Poor Sanjay, can't imagine how he managed to save that large an amount from the paltry sum he gets for being the prime man in a 1.5 billion rupees industry. The media quite rightly kept harping on the billion rupees figure. After all in a capitalist democracy a person's worth depends on his/her wealth.

And Salman, poor fella was treacherously misled into thinking that shooting "voiceless" Black bucks was good sport. After all unlike the guys on the platform whom he drove over earlier, the Chinkaras and Black bucks wouldn't drag him to court. The bloody Chinkaras and Black bucks played foul. How was he to know that there were thinks in the world called endangered species, people like Belinda Wright, organisations like WPSI and laws against poaching. Poor Salman.

The perusu's of our land can go on and on about freedom fighters and kalapani and murky cells in Andaman. But can all those people's suffering compare with the sufferings (mental and physical) of these two men. How many times did Sanjay have to appear in court. Has anyone in India

It is yet again to the media's credit that it has been holding the spotlight on the inhuman sufferings of these entertainers, provoking some wonderful response from the chagrined public. One need just look at how the people of the nation have reacted to the state atrocities. I myself have been thinking of sending messages like these to people concerned. "Release Sanjay immediately. Is it Sanjay's fault that he possessed illegal weapons. If a poor man can flaunt a Bazooka on Screen, why can't he have a AK56 in his house. Throw the stupid communists out of the country?" "If Salmaan can't kill Chinkara Maan for fun...What the ***k maan?" What we need today are more such messages and letters, condemning such inhuman, soul wrecking injustice. We after all live in a civilised society.
suffered as much as this man. Tell me what should poor Salman do...he is fined for driving over sleeping people, he is not allowed to kill black bucks and chinkaras, he is not allowed to call up on women and pain them. God forbid, he may be soon asked to start wearing shirts. Are we living in a fascist country? And think of the families. These two had sisters to look after. And worse still they had parents too. And as Sanjay pointed out, they are the lone "bread winners" of the family. Surely no one else in the country has so many issues to deal with.

Of female drivers

Have been driving in the city a lot these days. So I get to experience female drivers and their wiles 1st hand. Contrary to popular belief only 10% of these whacko. Now before u start labeling me sexist, u gotta realize that where I am, that’s a compliment. Coz about 50% of the drivers here are whacko. They tend to think that giving a pass is like giving money. I couldn’t believe it when this geriatric bugger driving a god knows how old fiat, hogged the road in front of me for a full 15 minutes. Dint allow me to go frm the right or the wrong side. It was his good luck I was giving a lift to mom. If it had been a grp of my friends( some of em are local whackos, I try to avoid pillioning or taking a lift frm em), we wd have prolly driven him off the road.

Then there is the road hog, the guy with an suv driving at 20 kmph. I dunno why the bastards buy those vehicles. After this come the female drivers. All of them without exception have tried to overtake me, which is a bad idea ( I generally don’t let anyone overtake me). Just coz I am wearing a helmet does not mean I am also a slow driver. I was peacefully ambling along, when out of the blue this scooty thing comes and parks its ass in front of me. It dint help that neither of the females on top of that had a good one.

After that, I dint slow down for that trip. I thought that was the worst. But no. yesterday, while I was going to the city, some female on a scooty decided to dance around changing positions on the road to get past an obnoxious bugger on a suv. Hello? There is a que here lady, no ladies 1st on the road. This dint last too long, was pretty close to where I had to go. I was about to take a left turn into the parking lot when I am almost hit by…. Guess what.. a lady driver backing out. Still, that’s only 10% of them. The rest drive peacefully.

The guys are mad. A lot are like the old bastard on the fiat, only I doubt most of them grow old to be like that...

Conversation of the Week

Babe of our college (ma juniour...she is from bombay) and I had a brief conversation.

Babe: I don’t speak Hindi. Never picked it up.
Me: In Bombay? You didn’t pick up Hindi in Bombay?

Babe: Even at home, I don’t understand what my parents say in Tamil.
Me: Oh. Okay.

Babe: I think it’s my face.
Me: Err?

Babe: I think my face tells people that I don’t know Hindi or Tamil. It’s in my face. I have a face like that.
Me: I don’t understand.

Babe: People have told me. My facial structure is like that. My face tells people I know only English. That’s why I feel very comfortable in London.

For a change, I am stunned and silent.

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A FILM `BOUT SHOOTIN N BLOGGIN

Observe. Carefully. Vijaykanth shows you how to shoot your foot.

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He then blogs about it. He doesn’t believe in desktops. Learn.

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Inspired by the comments and feedback, he then proceeds to show how to shoot both your feet at the same time.

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Tamil people, they were made for blogging... And shooting... But maybe some of them should stop making movies.

...lolz

On learning English

No power on earth can stop me from clicking furiously on headlines that say: "Learn to speak English in 10 days flat!" This particular story is about "Jacob Nettikkadan, a 68-year-old philologist," who claims to have perfected an especially fast way of teaching English. The gentleman is quoted as saying:
In 10 days, the learner gets 10 times more knowledge in the language because the method of constructing 1,877 types of sentences in English is through 1,877 usages of verb - one type of sentence based on one usage of verb.
Joy. If that's the kind of English they learn...

Coming to Climax?

No, I'm not making any untoward suggestion to you, dear reader, but merely proposing a geographical expedition. You see, there are eight cities in the US named Climax: in Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. Alabama and Pennsylvania also have Intercourse, and I wonder if the road to Climax leads through there.

Now you know why we have so many Indians applying for the H1B visa every year. Land of opportunity my foot!...lolz
SO CUTE!!!

Am talkin about the print ads for Mozhi director Radha Mohan's next movie "Abhiyum Naanum".





So much for the idiot box…

I still remember the days when we had to buy our first color Television way back in the late 1990’s. I had done enough research as a kid with the brochures of many companies and had diligently worked on the specs (though I could not understand much, I still managed to choose the largest number among the choices…like a 29-inch compared to 25-inch, a 200 watt compared to a 100 watt). I was mentally prepared to buy a “videocon bazooka” with 200 watts PMPO. Whereas, my father was looking at a cost effective television that probably had just a picture tube and with no extra features at all (not even a remote). I put all my convincing abilities to test, explaining my father about why we require a television with a remote and a good sound backup but, on the contrary, he used to counter my arguments with a simple statement that “ what more do we want for two channels DD 1 and DD 2”. At last we settled for a “Solidaire 21 inch” after many arguments and brainwashing. Finally I was a proud son of the owner of a color television (with a remote control). I fancied myself sitting in front of the TV and watching programs all day and I also remember inviting my friends (most of them did not have TV at home) to watch “Chitrahaar” on Friday evenings. I would sit with the remote all the time and test peoples reaction as I switched channels at the very moment when everybody were engrossed in a melodious song or at the moment when a comedian is expected to crack a joke in the next nanosecond… and… as I switched they would boo with frustration…. it was fun… my father had refused to subscribe for a cable connection because he feared that I would not study and waste time switching between channels…. not that I was a class topper otherwise… but u know what? I still managed to see a few cable channels. If u are wondering how, then as most of us know fixing a cable connection is easy for a teenager in chennai…all you need is a blade and a safety pin…yes. I pulled the nearest cable wire that ran across my terrace and then a “little prick did the trick”. My childhood friend shebu, who was my accomplice would position himself in ma home and tune different bands to check the clarity of the cable channels. He would run out of the house every 2 minutes and look at the terrace and shout at the top of his voice “ I am not able to see anything” (most of the time he wouldn’t even care whether I listened to what he said) and then I would readjust the pin and shout back…the idiot box as we call now was not all that idiotic then. It was probably the only source of entertainment and it was also a status symbol to own one. A few programs that I remember which were my favourites on DD are super human samurai,alice in wonderland,hmm too (NCERT), Ramayan, Mahabharath, and many more….
My Learnings From Chak De!!!

1. Aim at your goal(Not just hockey goal). All other things will fall in place.
2. Be clear as to what you want and work towards it. Dont get satisfied or depressed by the small crests and troughs that come your way. You haven't actually achieved what you want.
3. Give your full attention to what you are doing.
4. Its courage and confidence that is required to eradicate hurdles and not physical strength.
5. You never know when one of your strengths will be helpful so much in a way that you wouldn't have expected.
6. Knowing your strengths is important. But the more important thing is to know when and where to put it to use.
7. You dont get a second opportunity always.
8. No one other than yourself can stop you.
9. Its oh k if you have made a mistake. But its not ok if you make it again.

I can elaborate on it and what led to these, but as I am not writing answer for a 20 mark question, I will put that aside. Any one who has watched Chak De will be able to relate to the above 9 points.
dats funny...















Found dis funny stuff wyl gettin some wishes granted by "god" google...seems nly after these kinda illustrations,our indian team a.k.a bcci team had started 2 show some signs of improvement by winnin the T20 world cup...lolz
Latest Methods to Cheat in Exam

This morning I got following forwarded message, very interesting developments and use of technology-


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Latest Methods to Cheat in Exam

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Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !

1. Type out your notes in the computer:


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2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:


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3. Print out the notes with your own printer:


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4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:


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5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:


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6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:


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7. Soak the strips in cold water:


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8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:


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9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:


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10. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhesive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet


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11. Alternatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:


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12. Or you may also stick it on your drink:

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Good luck on your exam !

Life

Life gives us moments like:



Dynamic (running fan)
Static (dead fan)
Closed (window)
Bright (light rays)
Shadow
Black & White
et al…


However in totality, it is a colourful world as demonstrated in the following pic…


Hence, go out and demonstrate your love for this wonderful world…
Like this boy !!! LOL

Football vs T20 Cricket

Watch out, FIFA… ICC is gonna dent your profit margin in the days to come.

24th September 2007 was a special day for Cricket enthusiasts in particular and Sports Entertainment in general. It was on this day the inaugural 20-20 (T20) Cricket World Cup Final was played. India vs. Pakistan. Oh what a match. An edge-of-the-seat thriller. After so many twists & turns, India heaved a sigh of relief in the final over. They won the match by 5 runs.


Though the final is over, the real game (commercial) will start from here. Anyone who watched the Australia-India SF and the India-Pakistan final will confidently say that this form of cricket (T20) is here to stay and also gonna dominate the world sports arena.

Though Test Cricket is and will be the purest form of cricket, the format was a turn off from the entertainment angle. Its 5-days format and slow scoring rate did not attract the youth much. Today’s youth prefer more of dynamism and entertainment. Thus when one-day cricket was introduced, there was a kind of momentum building up around Cricket. A game, which was once played only in British colonies, started spreading its wings. Commercial world also started supporting one-day cricket in a big way. Then came the T20 cricket format and the first T20 World Cup. A phenomenon is born. Am sure T20 will be a hit (both commercial & entertainment value) in the days to come. It will develop as the most preferred form of cricket in future.

Now the Football - T20 analysis:
- increased entertainment value (every ball)
- less time (almost equivalent to football)
- more number of matches (ie more number of teams can participate)
- commercial slot between every over (which is not there in football)
- not much of on-field fights and fouls (gentleman game)
- even women feel comfortable watching & playing cricket (more audience for advertisers)

Few of the above points, shows that T20 cricket almost equals football in value terms and in some areas like advertisement, exceeds football. When advertisers get a chance to reach general public often, obviously they will prefer T20 to football. Accordingly more money will flow into T20 format and one fine day T20 will be almost on par with Football in reach and commercial value.

However one advantage that football will always have over T20 is its simple rules and almost nil operational expense (ie playing equipment) for the starters. However that may also get discounted over a period of time, with the flow of advertisement money to every nook and corner to promote T20 cricket in schools and villages. Though football is an easy, less expensive and most popular game; the day is not far when T20 will catch up with it.

Watch out FIFA, ICC shares are on the rise…

A strange fact

(Got this as a fwd from a friend)
We make them smile at different stages of life...








love their innocence










pamper them











educate them














love them











adore them







and finally neglect them !!!


The older, frail, and vulnerable section of this society deserves a better treatment... STOP ELDER ABUSE.
10 Things We Learnt From the 20-20 World Cup


To call the recently-concluded Twenty20 World Cup anything less than a roaring success wouldn't quite be a shameful blasphemy, but would certainly be mighty close to it. We should know, the ICC officials wouldn't be grinning from ear to ear if the event was anywhere near as bland as the 50-50 World Cup in the West Indies. So what were the things that we learned from this very special event? Taking a cue from the innumerable movie message boards across the internet, I'll do my own list of the 10 most significant lessons that the Twenty20 World Cup taught us:

1. An Indo-Pak match is an Indo-Pak match is an Indo-Pak match: Maybe this isn't such a new lesson. No matter how strange the format or how neutral the venue, India and Pakistan really do know how to produce electrifying cricket matches with more twists than your average Bourne flick. If the first round encounter between the two turned out to be historic, what with the bowl-out and all, the final that these two teams put on show is already being heralded as the best finale to a major tournament in cricketing history. The Ashes? What's that?

2. South Africa are chokers, but never expect Graeme Smith to admit that: Honestly, Mr. Smith, the cricketing world is tired of bringing up that semi-final of the 1999 World Cup whenever your team crashes out of a major tournament inexplicably. Why not spare us the trouble and not raise everyone's expectations by performing so brilliantly in unimportant matches?

3. Stuart Broad can do a Daan van Bunge: I know, I should probably concentrate on Yuvraj Singh's jaw-dropping splendor in that unforgettable 6 sixes-over, but pray why has no one thought of taking a poke (or several pokes) at the bowler who made it all possible, Stuart Broad? The fact that only one international bowler (a Netherlands bowler, no less) in the history of cricket has ever let such an embarrassment come to pass should be a fair indication of how poorly Broad bowled in that over. Ah, the English! They can be quite freakish sometimes. And that brings me to the next lesson.....

4. The English can be pathetic at every innovation that they bring into cricket: Ok, 'pathetic' may be a little harsh here, but the English side was supposed to have a better shot than most at winning the tournament, armed as it was with a battalion of '20-20 bits-and-pieces specialist cricketers' and because, well, they started 20-20 cricket. Which is why the solitary win against Zimbabwe must hurt, perhaps even more than their customary insipid performances at the 50-over World Cups. 'Skill' is still the most important virtue for a modern cricketer, dear Englishmen.

5. Santhakumaran Sreesanth will perpetually try to be the Shahid Afridi of the bowlers: 21 runs off his first over, 0 from his second. Was he trying to create some kind of record? To be fair to him, he did bowl brilliantly against Australia and he played a big role in India's victory over Pakistan in the first round. But I do know that if India had lost the final to Pakistan, forgiving Sreesanth would have been a pretty hard thing to do. How do you let a batsman like Sohail Tanvir hit you for 2 sixes in a single, desperately crucial over?

6. Mahendra Singh Dhoni can make singularly inspired decisions: The tournament made a strong case for Dhoni to be appointed the Test skipper to go with his newly-acquired one-day responsibilities. His choice of players to bowl in the bowl-out was fantastic to say the least, and his handling of remarkably inept bowlers like Joginder Sharma deserves applause of the highest order. Maybe if he regained some of his batting magic the selectors will give him the chance he so thoroughly deserves?

7. It's never too late to announce your arrival on the international cricket stage: At 33, Misbah-ul-Haq is 3 years older than Mike Hussey was when Hussey first started to show the cricketing world that there can be better finishers of a match than Michael Bevan. And yet, Misbah batted so breathtakingly well throughout the tournament that one was almost tempted to give him the title of 'Best finisher in world cricket', or even 'Mr. Cricket', if you will. Unfortunately for him, only 'almost' - the cute chip/nudge/glance or whatever other name you wish to give to the ungainly shot that Misbah played on the last ball of the tournament will haunt him for the rest of his life. Nevertheless, Misbah undoubtedly was the most unlikely star of the World Cup - he sprang up from virtual nothingness and played not one, but two innings for the ages during the tournament; I'm sure Mohammad Yousuf isn't quite so wild now that he lost his place in the team to a nobody like Misbah.

8. Australia are not invincible in every format of the game, and Ricky Ponting can get REAL cranky about that: Just as we were getting over Graeme Smith's child-like condemnation of the tournament's format that was supposedly responsible for his side's early exit, Ricky Ponting came out and blamed everything in sight for his side's rather unexpected early exit (on a side note, it's a mark of Australia's supremacy in all forms of the game that a semi-final loss is dubbed an 'early exit'). Lack of match practice, his openers being too prolific for his side's own good, luck, the cruel scheduling of Australia's matches in distant venues.....the list was endless. Dear me, have the elements all of a sudden turned their back on the Australian cricket team? Or did Ponting listen to one Serena Williams press conference too many?

9. You can score a century in a 20-20 match, and still end up on the losing side: Poor Chris Gayle, he was in such a violent mood in the very first match of the tournament, bludgeoning 10 sixes and blowing the South African attack to pieces, that it seems he scared his own bowlers. I'm sorry, but the West Indies bowling attack is really quite ridiculously spineless, and it wouldn't surprise me if Chris Gayle ended up on the losing side even if he made a double century. Honestly, nothing about this West Indian team can surprise me any more. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

10. Twenty20 Cricket is THE FUTURE: Daniel Vettori and Adam Gilchrist can turn their noses up at the format all they want, but it is clear that if cricket wants to have any semblance of an existence on the world sports stage, then it's got to invest in Twenty20. Get rid of 50-over cricket within a year, I say. And puh-lease, get rid of the ludicrous dancers/cheerleaders too.

civic sense


No folks................ thats not a screenshot of NFS. Its a real pic of the dash of honda civic. Goodnews to all the indian car enthusiasts....finally, ther's a good car on the Indian roads at an "affordable" price. Indian car lovers have been parched n forced to see roads filled with ambassadors and maruthi800s. U wanna hire a taxi, u get an ambassador. U wanna travel to a nearby town, an ambassador again. A relative comes to the station to receive u...well, he gets his gr8 car Maruti800. Some good n classy cars(A segment..above 25Lc) are rarely seen on the city streets, mostly owned by politicians. And so, the market itself has been so numb all these years.

Finally, the situation has started to change, thanx to the Indian consumer lot. As ppl have started showing interest in cars, different makes n models are being introduced every year. But the exclusive design for the Indian roads n users make the cars look shabby. Take the palio for instance. Not many Indians like it, let alone own it. Its got a very poor mileage, dirty finishing which gives it a cheap look(m talkin abt indian version) and a disastrous performance. Now consider its italian counterpart...the same fiat palio is a favorite of many thruout the world. Its classy finish gives it a very stylish look, n the other performance parameters r in no way comparable to those of the indian version. But they must be havin their own issues wid it, most probably the roads. I always wonder what if someone gets to drive a sports car in here, or what if I buy side-skirts for my car like I always wanted to.
A year ago, hyundai releasd tuscany in India. Most of the ppl dont even know that such a car does exist in the indian market. But honda has done the right thing in the right time by unvieling the civic this month. The nascent-rich and the uppermid class have been thirsty for a fancy car, which is a good performer and a bit lite on the wallet. The civic is one such. Its really catchy n appealing. The interiors are like never before with the digital speedometer givin the driver a sporty feel. And the exteriors give a sporty look to the rest of the world.
The Name Is BOND

I watched Casino Royale a couple of days back. I was completely disappointed just like any other bond fan in the world, as i guess(as i bet), would be. In the first place, I didnot like Mr.Bond himself. I couldnt take the fact that Brosnan has been replaced by a stupid blonde. For God's sake, they should've atleast colored his hair black so he would look a little less stupid. He could hardly make it up to the Bond standard. The dressing did no less harm to the Bond image. He hardly wore the usual black suit. He was mostly seen in vacation
dressing like polos, beach shirts and designer partywear and fancy goggles, worse... he even posed nude. May be he wanted to be an unconventional fancy Bond. In that case he should've made a sequel to "The Beach" instead of "casino royale".
The plot of the movie was equally dumb. A double-O agent being employed to play poker at a casino and win the game. God!! how do I stop using the word "dumb" again n again. The plot is like this. There is this particular Mr.Villian who takes a huge amount of cash from
terrorists, plays poker, wins ten times the money, returns it to the terrorists and keeps a part of it. And the Brit Govt is worried coz if he wins,the terrorists would become more rich and powerful. So, our Bond is expected to play the game, win, and stop the terrorists from gettin rich, and save the world from terrorism. I would suggest a simplerer method of doing the mission. "Kill the man.Get the money." I suppose Bond would have found this more comfortable than playing a stupid game for hours together. I was also upset abt him not makin much use of the aston martin and the omega watch. Looks like they were just used for namesake.
Things that a doubleO would never do:
-break into a foreign embassy
-assault dozens of men in there
-finally blow up the embassy itself(no Im not kiddin ....watch it 4 urself)
-get all this published in the newspaper headlines(n still not lose his job)
-fall in love with an enemy spy(i dint say "make love")
-become emotional while on a mission
-turn an egotist 4 the sake of a friggin game which itself ironically happens to be his mission.
-become a dumbass who cant even operate a defibrillator.
But our Mr.Daniel was found doin all of these things. Actually, he was found doin more...I mean even more wierd stuff, which is hard to explain. But, in a way, this is a bit justifiable coz this particular "casino royale" is the 1st work of Ian Fleming, so Bond is just a rookie.

One good thing about the movie is that we get to know that chief M actually has a name. Bond just gives a hint of this sayin that M is one of the two syllables of her name, which means her name is Emma or something(OK... thats how i figured it out). I dont have an idea of the number of movies Daniel has signed for.It wasnt like "they had no choice", coz they had Hugh Jackman and a whole lot of others. I hope a miracle happens, and there comes another bond as smart as Brosnan or Timothy Dalton.
LOVE & ROMANCE

LOVE is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness. Depending on context, love can have a wide variety of intended meanings. Romantic love is seen as a deep, ineffable feeling of intense and tender attraction shared in passionate or intimate attraction and intimate interpersonal and sexual relationships. Love can also be conceived of as Platonic love, religious love, familial love, and, more casually, great affection for anything considered strongly pleasurable, desirable, or preferred, including activities and foods. This diverse range of meanings in the singular word love is often contrasted with the plurality of Greek words for love, reflecting the concept's depth, versatility, and complexity.

With My SUGAN


No one has ever told me what happiness is supposed to feel like; what the symptoms are. Happiness is something I'm not used to for a sustained period of time (more than two days). If I were writing a dictionary, my definition of happiness would be: "a transitory phase between bouts of unhappiness".

Then what is this unbelievable feeling... that I feel now, in her company, with such great ferociousness in wanting to smile all the time? After almost 4 years of being in love with her in the most separatist of circumstances - the closer she gets to me, the more I feel physical spasms of deliciousness in my existence and mental orgasms of comfort in her presence! Is this the happiness out of which I was cheating myself all these years?

Today, I walked with her on the streets of Chennai in the rain that she loves so much. She walked slowly, reluctant to step into shelter and away from the pouring rain. And I walked slower, folded umbrella in hand, reluctant to step into shelter and away from her. I chipped a tooth gritting to control myself from screaming to the world that she is with me.

I cannot resist the temptation to believe that there is a possibility of constancy in happiness.
FCUKIN 60th INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!

To all those who want to remind me about the brighter side of things, I want to say No Thanks. Sure we are a developing country and we're moving forward and the economy is growing and blah blah blah etc etc etc, but what is the use if a person can't simply speak his mind about what he wants to?

Here's a little something for your birthday. I call it 'A nation at the feet of its people'.


Happy 60th Mother India!! One hell of a birthday greeting ain't it? ;)

LOONEY TOONES

Here is Mr. Wile E. Coyote, the largest endorser of Acme Inc.'s products.


That's going to blow up in his face for sure. The colouring bit was very impulsive and I'm not glad that I went ahead and did it.

Anyways, here is Mr. Coyote in a never before seen avtar.


Rock on dude!!!

i(wanna)Pod

Let me first thank Steve Jobs and the people at Apple Inc., the brains behind the gadget...ummm nahh! Super-gadget par excellence, something that has changed the world forever. It is a quintissential portable music device, which delivers even more than just music.

I first laid my hands on one more than a year ago, and it was love at first touch. It was a 30GB video iPod, my brother siddharth(who likes to buy all the latest stuff in the market, but more importantly - has the money to buy it) had got recently.

The ease of use is startling, and the capacity is just delicious. The songs were not what I particularly enjoy listening to(bollywoodish stuff), but the experience was still amazing. Although the battery life was not something to brag about, but I said to myself, "Hey! You can't have everything. What can be better than this?" But I was wrong. Mr. Jobs introduced us to the next generation pods quite a while back, and their battery life is superb. What next? An iPod that has solar charging?!(I pray and i hope that happens.