Of female drivers

Have been driving in the city a lot these days. So I get to experience female drivers and their wiles 1st hand. Contrary to popular belief only 10% of these whacko. Now before u start labeling me sexist, u gotta realize that where I am, that’s a compliment. Coz about 50% of the drivers here are whacko. They tend to think that giving a pass is like giving money. I couldn’t believe it when this geriatric bugger driving a god knows how old fiat, hogged the road in front of me for a full 15 minutes. Dint allow me to go frm the right or the wrong side. It was his good luck I was giving a lift to mom. If it had been a grp of my friends( some of em are local whackos, I try to avoid pillioning or taking a lift frm em), we wd have prolly driven him off the road.

Then there is the road hog, the guy with an suv driving at 20 kmph. I dunno why the bastards buy those vehicles. After this come the female drivers. All of them without exception have tried to overtake me, which is a bad idea ( I generally don’t let anyone overtake me). Just coz I am wearing a helmet does not mean I am also a slow driver. I was peacefully ambling along, when out of the blue this scooty thing comes and parks its ass in front of me. It dint help that neither of the females on top of that had a good one.

After that, I dint slow down for that trip. I thought that was the worst. But no. yesterday, while I was going to the city, some female on a scooty decided to dance around changing positions on the road to get past an obnoxious bugger on a suv. Hello? There is a que here lady, no ladies 1st on the road. This dint last too long, was pretty close to where I had to go. I was about to take a left turn into the parking lot when I am almost hit by…. Guess what.. a lady driver backing out. Still, that’s only 10% of them. The rest drive peacefully.

The guys are mad. A lot are like the old bastard on the fiat, only I doubt most of them grow old to be like that...

Conversation of the Week

Babe of our college (ma juniour...she is from bombay) and I had a brief conversation.

Babe: I don’t speak Hindi. Never picked it up.
Me: In Bombay? You didn’t pick up Hindi in Bombay?

Babe: Even at home, I don’t understand what my parents say in Tamil.
Me: Oh. Okay.

Babe: I think it’s my face.
Me: Err?

Babe: I think my face tells people that I don’t know Hindi or Tamil. It’s in my face. I have a face like that.
Me: I don’t understand.

Babe: People have told me. My facial structure is like that. My face tells people I know only English. That’s why I feel very comfortable in London.

For a change, I am stunned and silent.

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A FILM `BOUT SHOOTIN N BLOGGIN

Observe. Carefully. Vijaykanth shows you how to shoot your foot.

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He then blogs about it. He doesn’t believe in desktops. Learn.

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Inspired by the comments and feedback, he then proceeds to show how to shoot both your feet at the same time.

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Tamil people, they were made for blogging... And shooting... But maybe some of them should stop making movies.

...lolz

On learning English

No power on earth can stop me from clicking furiously on headlines that say: "Learn to speak English in 10 days flat!" This particular story is about "Jacob Nettikkadan, a 68-year-old philologist," who claims to have perfected an especially fast way of teaching English. The gentleman is quoted as saying:
In 10 days, the learner gets 10 times more knowledge in the language because the method of constructing 1,877 types of sentences in English is through 1,877 usages of verb - one type of sentence based on one usage of verb.
Joy. If that's the kind of English they learn...

Coming to Climax?

No, I'm not making any untoward suggestion to you, dear reader, but merely proposing a geographical expedition. You see, there are eight cities in the US named Climax: in Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina and Pennsylvania. Alabama and Pennsylvania also have Intercourse, and I wonder if the road to Climax leads through there.

Now you know why we have so many Indians applying for the H1B visa every year. Land of opportunity my foot!...lolz
SO CUTE!!!

Am talkin about the print ads for Mozhi director Radha Mohan's next movie "Abhiyum Naanum".





So much for the idiot box…

I still remember the days when we had to buy our first color Television way back in the late 1990’s. I had done enough research as a kid with the brochures of many companies and had diligently worked on the specs (though I could not understand much, I still managed to choose the largest number among the choices…like a 29-inch compared to 25-inch, a 200 watt compared to a 100 watt). I was mentally prepared to buy a “videocon bazooka” with 200 watts PMPO. Whereas, my father was looking at a cost effective television that probably had just a picture tube and with no extra features at all (not even a remote). I put all my convincing abilities to test, explaining my father about why we require a television with a remote and a good sound backup but, on the contrary, he used to counter my arguments with a simple statement that “ what more do we want for two channels DD 1 and DD 2”. At last we settled for a “Solidaire 21 inch” after many arguments and brainwashing. Finally I was a proud son of the owner of a color television (with a remote control). I fancied myself sitting in front of the TV and watching programs all day and I also remember inviting my friends (most of them did not have TV at home) to watch “Chitrahaar” on Friday evenings. I would sit with the remote all the time and test peoples reaction as I switched channels at the very moment when everybody were engrossed in a melodious song or at the moment when a comedian is expected to crack a joke in the next nanosecond… and… as I switched they would boo with frustration…. it was fun… my father had refused to subscribe for a cable connection because he feared that I would not study and waste time switching between channels…. not that I was a class topper otherwise… but u know what? I still managed to see a few cable channels. If u are wondering how, then as most of us know fixing a cable connection is easy for a teenager in chennai…all you need is a blade and a safety pin…yes. I pulled the nearest cable wire that ran across my terrace and then a “little prick did the trick”. My childhood friend shebu, who was my accomplice would position himself in ma home and tune different bands to check the clarity of the cable channels. He would run out of the house every 2 minutes and look at the terrace and shout at the top of his voice “ I am not able to see anything” (most of the time he wouldn’t even care whether I listened to what he said) and then I would readjust the pin and shout back…the idiot box as we call now was not all that idiotic then. It was probably the only source of entertainment and it was also a status symbol to own one. A few programs that I remember which were my favourites on DD are super human samurai,alice in wonderland,hmm too (NCERT), Ramayan, Mahabharath, and many more….
My Learnings From Chak De!!!

1. Aim at your goal(Not just hockey goal). All other things will fall in place.
2. Be clear as to what you want and work towards it. Dont get satisfied or depressed by the small crests and troughs that come your way. You haven't actually achieved what you want.
3. Give your full attention to what you are doing.
4. Its courage and confidence that is required to eradicate hurdles and not physical strength.
5. You never know when one of your strengths will be helpful so much in a way that you wouldn't have expected.
6. Knowing your strengths is important. But the more important thing is to know when and where to put it to use.
7. You dont get a second opportunity always.
8. No one other than yourself can stop you.
9. Its oh k if you have made a mistake. But its not ok if you make it again.

I can elaborate on it and what led to these, but as I am not writing answer for a 20 mark question, I will put that aside. Any one who has watched Chak De will be able to relate to the above 9 points.
dats funny...















Found dis funny stuff wyl gettin some wishes granted by "god" google...seems nly after these kinda illustrations,our indian team a.k.a bcci team had started 2 show some signs of improvement by winnin the T20 world cup...lolz
Latest Methods to Cheat in Exam

This morning I got following forwarded message, very interesting developments and use of technology-


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Latest Methods to Cheat in Exam

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Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !

1. Type out your notes in the computer:


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2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:


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3. Print out the notes with your own printer:


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4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:


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5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:


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6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:


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7. Soak the strips in cold water:


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8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:


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9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:


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10. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhesive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet


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11. Alternatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:


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12. Or you may also stick it on your drink:

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Good luck on your exam !

Life

Life gives us moments like:



Dynamic (running fan)
Static (dead fan)
Closed (window)
Bright (light rays)
Shadow
Black & White
et al…


However in totality, it is a colourful world as demonstrated in the following pic…


Hence, go out and demonstrate your love for this wonderful world…
Like this boy !!! LOL

Football vs T20 Cricket

Watch out, FIFA… ICC is gonna dent your profit margin in the days to come.

24th September 2007 was a special day for Cricket enthusiasts in particular and Sports Entertainment in general. It was on this day the inaugural 20-20 (T20) Cricket World Cup Final was played. India vs. Pakistan. Oh what a match. An edge-of-the-seat thriller. After so many twists & turns, India heaved a sigh of relief in the final over. They won the match by 5 runs.


Though the final is over, the real game (commercial) will start from here. Anyone who watched the Australia-India SF and the India-Pakistan final will confidently say that this form of cricket (T20) is here to stay and also gonna dominate the world sports arena.

Though Test Cricket is and will be the purest form of cricket, the format was a turn off from the entertainment angle. Its 5-days format and slow scoring rate did not attract the youth much. Today’s youth prefer more of dynamism and entertainment. Thus when one-day cricket was introduced, there was a kind of momentum building up around Cricket. A game, which was once played only in British colonies, started spreading its wings. Commercial world also started supporting one-day cricket in a big way. Then came the T20 cricket format and the first T20 World Cup. A phenomenon is born. Am sure T20 will be a hit (both commercial & entertainment value) in the days to come. It will develop as the most preferred form of cricket in future.

Now the Football - T20 analysis:
- increased entertainment value (every ball)
- less time (almost equivalent to football)
- more number of matches (ie more number of teams can participate)
- commercial slot between every over (which is not there in football)
- not much of on-field fights and fouls (gentleman game)
- even women feel comfortable watching & playing cricket (more audience for advertisers)

Few of the above points, shows that T20 cricket almost equals football in value terms and in some areas like advertisement, exceeds football. When advertisers get a chance to reach general public often, obviously they will prefer T20 to football. Accordingly more money will flow into T20 format and one fine day T20 will be almost on par with Football in reach and commercial value.

However one advantage that football will always have over T20 is its simple rules and almost nil operational expense (ie playing equipment) for the starters. However that may also get discounted over a period of time, with the flow of advertisement money to every nook and corner to promote T20 cricket in schools and villages. Though football is an easy, less expensive and most popular game; the day is not far when T20 will catch up with it.

Watch out FIFA, ICC shares are on the rise…

A strange fact

(Got this as a fwd from a friend)
We make them smile at different stages of life...








love their innocence










pamper them











educate them














love them











adore them







and finally neglect them !!!


The older, frail, and vulnerable section of this society deserves a better treatment... STOP ELDER ABUSE.
10 Things We Learnt From the 20-20 World Cup


To call the recently-concluded Twenty20 World Cup anything less than a roaring success wouldn't quite be a shameful blasphemy, but would certainly be mighty close to it. We should know, the ICC officials wouldn't be grinning from ear to ear if the event was anywhere near as bland as the 50-50 World Cup in the West Indies. So what were the things that we learned from this very special event? Taking a cue from the innumerable movie message boards across the internet, I'll do my own list of the 10 most significant lessons that the Twenty20 World Cup taught us:

1. An Indo-Pak match is an Indo-Pak match is an Indo-Pak match: Maybe this isn't such a new lesson. No matter how strange the format or how neutral the venue, India and Pakistan really do know how to produce electrifying cricket matches with more twists than your average Bourne flick. If the first round encounter between the two turned out to be historic, what with the bowl-out and all, the final that these two teams put on show is already being heralded as the best finale to a major tournament in cricketing history. The Ashes? What's that?

2. South Africa are chokers, but never expect Graeme Smith to admit that: Honestly, Mr. Smith, the cricketing world is tired of bringing up that semi-final of the 1999 World Cup whenever your team crashes out of a major tournament inexplicably. Why not spare us the trouble and not raise everyone's expectations by performing so brilliantly in unimportant matches?

3. Stuart Broad can do a Daan van Bunge: I know, I should probably concentrate on Yuvraj Singh's jaw-dropping splendor in that unforgettable 6 sixes-over, but pray why has no one thought of taking a poke (or several pokes) at the bowler who made it all possible, Stuart Broad? The fact that only one international bowler (a Netherlands bowler, no less) in the history of cricket has ever let such an embarrassment come to pass should be a fair indication of how poorly Broad bowled in that over. Ah, the English! They can be quite freakish sometimes. And that brings me to the next lesson.....

4. The English can be pathetic at every innovation that they bring into cricket: Ok, 'pathetic' may be a little harsh here, but the English side was supposed to have a better shot than most at winning the tournament, armed as it was with a battalion of '20-20 bits-and-pieces specialist cricketers' and because, well, they started 20-20 cricket. Which is why the solitary win against Zimbabwe must hurt, perhaps even more than their customary insipid performances at the 50-over World Cups. 'Skill' is still the most important virtue for a modern cricketer, dear Englishmen.

5. Santhakumaran Sreesanth will perpetually try to be the Shahid Afridi of the bowlers: 21 runs off his first over, 0 from his second. Was he trying to create some kind of record? To be fair to him, he did bowl brilliantly against Australia and he played a big role in India's victory over Pakistan in the first round. But I do know that if India had lost the final to Pakistan, forgiving Sreesanth would have been a pretty hard thing to do. How do you let a batsman like Sohail Tanvir hit you for 2 sixes in a single, desperately crucial over?

6. Mahendra Singh Dhoni can make singularly inspired decisions: The tournament made a strong case for Dhoni to be appointed the Test skipper to go with his newly-acquired one-day responsibilities. His choice of players to bowl in the bowl-out was fantastic to say the least, and his handling of remarkably inept bowlers like Joginder Sharma deserves applause of the highest order. Maybe if he regained some of his batting magic the selectors will give him the chance he so thoroughly deserves?

7. It's never too late to announce your arrival on the international cricket stage: At 33, Misbah-ul-Haq is 3 years older than Mike Hussey was when Hussey first started to show the cricketing world that there can be better finishers of a match than Michael Bevan. And yet, Misbah batted so breathtakingly well throughout the tournament that one was almost tempted to give him the title of 'Best finisher in world cricket', or even 'Mr. Cricket', if you will. Unfortunately for him, only 'almost' - the cute chip/nudge/glance or whatever other name you wish to give to the ungainly shot that Misbah played on the last ball of the tournament will haunt him for the rest of his life. Nevertheless, Misbah undoubtedly was the most unlikely star of the World Cup - he sprang up from virtual nothingness and played not one, but two innings for the ages during the tournament; I'm sure Mohammad Yousuf isn't quite so wild now that he lost his place in the team to a nobody like Misbah.

8. Australia are not invincible in every format of the game, and Ricky Ponting can get REAL cranky about that: Just as we were getting over Graeme Smith's child-like condemnation of the tournament's format that was supposedly responsible for his side's early exit, Ricky Ponting came out and blamed everything in sight for his side's rather unexpected early exit (on a side note, it's a mark of Australia's supremacy in all forms of the game that a semi-final loss is dubbed an 'early exit'). Lack of match practice, his openers being too prolific for his side's own good, luck, the cruel scheduling of Australia's matches in distant venues.....the list was endless. Dear me, have the elements all of a sudden turned their back on the Australian cricket team? Or did Ponting listen to one Serena Williams press conference too many?

9. You can score a century in a 20-20 match, and still end up on the losing side: Poor Chris Gayle, he was in such a violent mood in the very first match of the tournament, bludgeoning 10 sixes and blowing the South African attack to pieces, that it seems he scared his own bowlers. I'm sorry, but the West Indies bowling attack is really quite ridiculously spineless, and it wouldn't surprise me if Chris Gayle ended up on the losing side even if he made a double century. Honestly, nothing about this West Indian team can surprise me any more. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

10. Twenty20 Cricket is THE FUTURE: Daniel Vettori and Adam Gilchrist can turn their noses up at the format all they want, but it is clear that if cricket wants to have any semblance of an existence on the world sports stage, then it's got to invest in Twenty20. Get rid of 50-over cricket within a year, I say. And puh-lease, get rid of the ludicrous dancers/cheerleaders too.

civic sense


No folks................ thats not a screenshot of NFS. Its a real pic of the dash of honda civic. Goodnews to all the indian car enthusiasts....finally, ther's a good car on the Indian roads at an "affordable" price. Indian car lovers have been parched n forced to see roads filled with ambassadors and maruthi800s. U wanna hire a taxi, u get an ambassador. U wanna travel to a nearby town, an ambassador again. A relative comes to the station to receive u...well, he gets his gr8 car Maruti800. Some good n classy cars(A segment..above 25Lc) are rarely seen on the city streets, mostly owned by politicians. And so, the market itself has been so numb all these years.

Finally, the situation has started to change, thanx to the Indian consumer lot. As ppl have started showing interest in cars, different makes n models are being introduced every year. But the exclusive design for the Indian roads n users make the cars look shabby. Take the palio for instance. Not many Indians like it, let alone own it. Its got a very poor mileage, dirty finishing which gives it a cheap look(m talkin abt indian version) and a disastrous performance. Now consider its italian counterpart...the same fiat palio is a favorite of many thruout the world. Its classy finish gives it a very stylish look, n the other performance parameters r in no way comparable to those of the indian version. But they must be havin their own issues wid it, most probably the roads. I always wonder what if someone gets to drive a sports car in here, or what if I buy side-skirts for my car like I always wanted to.
A year ago, hyundai releasd tuscany in India. Most of the ppl dont even know that such a car does exist in the indian market. But honda has done the right thing in the right time by unvieling the civic this month. The nascent-rich and the uppermid class have been thirsty for a fancy car, which is a good performer and a bit lite on the wallet. The civic is one such. Its really catchy n appealing. The interiors are like never before with the digital speedometer givin the driver a sporty feel. And the exteriors give a sporty look to the rest of the world.
The Name Is BOND

I watched Casino Royale a couple of days back. I was completely disappointed just like any other bond fan in the world, as i guess(as i bet), would be. In the first place, I didnot like Mr.Bond himself. I couldnt take the fact that Brosnan has been replaced by a stupid blonde. For God's sake, they should've atleast colored his hair black so he would look a little less stupid. He could hardly make it up to the Bond standard. The dressing did no less harm to the Bond image. He hardly wore the usual black suit. He was mostly seen in vacation
dressing like polos, beach shirts and designer partywear and fancy goggles, worse... he even posed nude. May be he wanted to be an unconventional fancy Bond. In that case he should've made a sequel to "The Beach" instead of "casino royale".
The plot of the movie was equally dumb. A double-O agent being employed to play poker at a casino and win the game. God!! how do I stop using the word "dumb" again n again. The plot is like this. There is this particular Mr.Villian who takes a huge amount of cash from
terrorists, plays poker, wins ten times the money, returns it to the terrorists and keeps a part of it. And the Brit Govt is worried coz if he wins,the terrorists would become more rich and powerful. So, our Bond is expected to play the game, win, and stop the terrorists from gettin rich, and save the world from terrorism. I would suggest a simplerer method of doing the mission. "Kill the man.Get the money." I suppose Bond would have found this more comfortable than playing a stupid game for hours together. I was also upset abt him not makin much use of the aston martin and the omega watch. Looks like they were just used for namesake.
Things that a doubleO would never do:
-break into a foreign embassy
-assault dozens of men in there
-finally blow up the embassy itself(no Im not kiddin ....watch it 4 urself)
-get all this published in the newspaper headlines(n still not lose his job)
-fall in love with an enemy spy(i dint say "make love")
-become emotional while on a mission
-turn an egotist 4 the sake of a friggin game which itself ironically happens to be his mission.
-become a dumbass who cant even operate a defibrillator.
But our Mr.Daniel was found doin all of these things. Actually, he was found doin more...I mean even more wierd stuff, which is hard to explain. But, in a way, this is a bit justifiable coz this particular "casino royale" is the 1st work of Ian Fleming, so Bond is just a rookie.

One good thing about the movie is that we get to know that chief M actually has a name. Bond just gives a hint of this sayin that M is one of the two syllables of her name, which means her name is Emma or something(OK... thats how i figured it out). I dont have an idea of the number of movies Daniel has signed for.It wasnt like "they had no choice", coz they had Hugh Jackman and a whole lot of others. I hope a miracle happens, and there comes another bond as smart as Brosnan or Timothy Dalton.
LOVE & ROMANCE

LOVE is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness. Depending on context, love can have a wide variety of intended meanings. Romantic love is seen as a deep, ineffable feeling of intense and tender attraction shared in passionate or intimate attraction and intimate interpersonal and sexual relationships. Love can also be conceived of as Platonic love, religious love, familial love, and, more casually, great affection for anything considered strongly pleasurable, desirable, or preferred, including activities and foods. This diverse range of meanings in the singular word love is often contrasted with the plurality of Greek words for love, reflecting the concept's depth, versatility, and complexity.

With My SUGAN


No one has ever told me what happiness is supposed to feel like; what the symptoms are. Happiness is something I'm not used to for a sustained period of time (more than two days). If I were writing a dictionary, my definition of happiness would be: "a transitory phase between bouts of unhappiness".

Then what is this unbelievable feeling... that I feel now, in her company, with such great ferociousness in wanting to smile all the time? After almost 4 years of being in love with her in the most separatist of circumstances - the closer she gets to me, the more I feel physical spasms of deliciousness in my existence and mental orgasms of comfort in her presence! Is this the happiness out of which I was cheating myself all these years?

Today, I walked with her on the streets of Chennai in the rain that she loves so much. She walked slowly, reluctant to step into shelter and away from the pouring rain. And I walked slower, folded umbrella in hand, reluctant to step into shelter and away from her. I chipped a tooth gritting to control myself from screaming to the world that she is with me.

I cannot resist the temptation to believe that there is a possibility of constancy in happiness.
FCUKIN 60th INDEPENDANCE DAY!!!

To all those who want to remind me about the brighter side of things, I want to say No Thanks. Sure we are a developing country and we're moving forward and the economy is growing and blah blah blah etc etc etc, but what is the use if a person can't simply speak his mind about what he wants to?

Here's a little something for your birthday. I call it 'A nation at the feet of its people'.


Happy 60th Mother India!! One hell of a birthday greeting ain't it? ;)

LOONEY TOONES

Here is Mr. Wile E. Coyote, the largest endorser of Acme Inc.'s products.


That's going to blow up in his face for sure. The colouring bit was very impulsive and I'm not glad that I went ahead and did it.

Anyways, here is Mr. Coyote in a never before seen avtar.


Rock on dude!!!

i(wanna)Pod

Let me first thank Steve Jobs and the people at Apple Inc., the brains behind the gadget...ummm nahh! Super-gadget par excellence, something that has changed the world forever. It is a quintissential portable music device, which delivers even more than just music.

I first laid my hands on one more than a year ago, and it was love at first touch. It was a 30GB video iPod, my brother siddharth(who likes to buy all the latest stuff in the market, but more importantly - has the money to buy it) had got recently.

The ease of use is startling, and the capacity is just delicious. The songs were not what I particularly enjoy listening to(bollywoodish stuff), but the experience was still amazing. Although the battery life was not something to brag about, but I said to myself, "Hey! You can't have everything. What can be better than this?" But I was wrong. Mr. Jobs introduced us to the next generation pods quite a while back, and their battery life is superb. What next? An iPod that has solar charging?!(I pray and i hope that happens.