PLANET NIBURU & OUR VGN GROUND

It was a saturday evenin.I was in the ground to play with our so-called cricket team. "TIGER BALA" ( 1 of my teams creep ) who was sittin next to me while we were waitin 4 our turn to bat.It was the day where the whole world was talkin about that "BIG BANG 2".If someone in the CERN institute speaks about that...Y cant our own "TIGER BALA".This is how the conversation went on:


Bala:Machi...naalaiku ulagam aliyapogudunu solrangalay...ne enna nanaikra?
Me : um...Itha tha da avanuga 2000 la irunthu solranga...onnum nadakra maathri teriyala
Bala:Aama da vaelavetti illatha pasanga...BIG BANG theary romba mukkiyam ippo
Me : Oh...appo neeyum nambala pola
Bala: Illa da...world wil be comin 2 an end only on 2012 may 15th!
Me : Enna da comedy panra...vitta time kuda solluva pola
Bala:No da im serious
Me:How u are sayin it?
Bala:I heard of a planet called Niburu.Its gettin nearby our solar system day-by-day.By 2012 may 15,It wil come near our worls and cause major disaster.I saw the video in youtube.you also go and chk it out
Me:Neeyum kalambitiya da...ulagam azhiyum bodu azhiyatum...athukula ungaluku enna apdi avasaram
Bala:Seri ne poyu youtube la check pani paaru
Me:oh k paathutu paesra..(conversation ended)
The whole evenin i was thinkin about the same old niburu.I was used to hear these kinda stuffs but this was said 2 hav a proof.So i finished the game as soon & started to move home by lookin Bala with a mavaney-ithu-matum-ethavadu-mokkaya-irunthuchu-ne-gaali look.
Reached home and started to look for videos about that shithead NIBURU.There was a whole lot of videos startin from documents to advertisements on NIBURU.For a second,i taut Bala could be correct.Then i started viewin those videos.NOT BAD...they were all of the same genre...Horror...I watched about 10-15 videos about niburu and in all the cases they were just containing the videos of tsunami which rocked INDIA and some aftermath earthquake videos.I kept researchin the whole night without even havin my supper.ATLAST...I CAME TO A CONCLUSION...ALL THOSE WERE A SET OF F**KIN BULLSHITS...None of the video had proof that the planet would be comin near to our earth.
It was at that time i got came to know why nobody listens to TIGER BALA`S words in our team.After that,i was searchin for that genius to rip him off...Till now i hav`nt met hi.But the search is still on...