DO U THINK "UNCLE SAM" REALLY NEED`S A BAIL OUT??? WELL...I DON`T!!!

The whole world is on its happy feet since the federal govt. had announced a bail-out packaga for the banking jerks established in USA.The federal government is sending each of the citizens a $600 rebate. If they spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If they spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If they buy a computer /software it will go to India. If they purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If they purchase a good car it will go to Germany or Italy. If they purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money in their home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US.Hope every american ass is doing their part.So by now you would be asking me why am i so happy about UNCLE SAM going to grave ... ???
Well...Probably we humans have a tendency to ridicule the top dogs....
God Bless You...God Bless America :)